Don't take a man shopping...

lyndsay · Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 20

>Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
>boyfriend along shopping
>
>This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in
>Oxford:
>
>Dear Mrs. Murray,
>
>While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty
>Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you
>and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his
antics.
>
>Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by
>our surveillance cameras:
>
>1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
>trolleys when they weren't looking.
>
>2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

>intervals.
>
>3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
>feminine products aisle.
>
>4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
>"Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
>
>5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
>6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and
>told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a
>Calor gas stove.
>
>7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him,
>he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
>8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
>mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
>
>9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
>Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the
>antidepressants were.
>
>10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming
>the "Mission Impossible" theme.
>
>11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look"
>using different size funnels.
>
>12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled

>"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>
>13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
>assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices
again."
>
>And; last, but not least:
>
>14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
>while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
>
>
>Yours
>sincerely,
>
>
>Charles Brown
>Store Manager
>

tinkerbellrocks270 · Joined: 18 Jan 2007 Posts: 19

Lol ! Well Done Lynzi ! x

Marc · Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 6

DanielPcInt2 · Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Posts: 10 Location: Glasgow

liked that one!! Very Happy

xx!!fiona!!xx · Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Posts: 6

calvin · Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 26

thats so funny

112inky · Joined: 23 Mar 2009 Posts: 9

Ya. I too agree with this. My dear Ladies, please don’t take your husband or father or brother or whoever with you for shopping, which is a big horrible experience. I went for shopping with my husband for taking wardrobe for me, he is not letting me to select a good one, he hurries up me to buy soon…And I left the shop without buying anything, not even a hand tissue..

h20mysticshadow · Joined: 13 Mar 2009 Posts: 17

Lol this story isn't only a joke but so true. There are few men you will wait for you patiently after you are done shopping. Most of them are always in a hurry.

nikesneakers · Joined: 22 Oct 2009 Posts: 1 Location: Beijing

yes, shopping with boyfriend is really terriable, I'd like to go shopping with one girlfriend, she will give you some suggestion when shopping, lol