Funny Jokes!

[lyndsay]

1.A little boy looked out the window and spotted two dogs going at it, so he asked his father: "What are they doing ?"

His father replied: "They are making puppies."

Later that night, the boy woke up and wandered into his parents' bedroom, catching them in the act. "What are you doing ?", he asked.

His father said: "We are making you a little brother or sister".

The boy replied: "Can you flip her over, daddy ? I'd rather have puppies !"

2.A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy
walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger
than his mother's, and asked her why.

She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell
his mother that many of the men have larger 'units' than his dad.

His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is over there talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and it seems the more he talks with her, the dumber he gets."

[tinkerbellrocks270]

Lynzii tht was funny till arealised it was u tth sent it lol just kidden hehe but get on with your work !

[calvin]

the first one is not that good but the second one is